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My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning.
We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.
The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.
I keep asking what LGBTQ+ stands for, but I never get a straight answer.
Who ever said "Out of sight, out of mind", never had a spider disappear in the bedroom.
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