Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Albert Einstein is a great scientist, a good man. But his brother Frank, is a monster.

Do you know the worst part about books on rock climbing? Too many cliffhangers

Piñatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

Life's greatest tragedy is that we grow old too soon, and wise too late.

Our child has a great deal of willpower—and even more won't power.

Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.