Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Sarcasm helps keep people from understanding you're saying what you really think of them.

I used to wonder what it would be like to read other people's minds. Then I got Facebook.

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

The first million people to send me $1 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a Millionaire using Facebook. Act now!

Facebook: where people share things you didn't ask about to people who don't care.