Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Tropical state of mind, but on a backyard budget.
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
Do not let your mind wander too much. It is too small for you to let it out alone.
Who ever said "Out of sight, out of mind", never had a spider disappear in the bedroom.
Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 3 of them frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
I used to wonder what it would be like to read other people's minds. Then I got Facebook.
Whenever I feel all alone in the world, I remind myself that I'm a valued customer at several grocery stores.
← Back to All Statuses