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Life is like a movie so make sure you pick up good songs for the soundtrack.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.
I haven't tried yoga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys. So I am pretty sure I hate yoga.
Life Tip:
Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
I picked up a book about a car, it's an auto biography
I always make full eye contact when placing the stick that separates our groceries.
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