Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
A big shout-out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money!
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
When I was fired from my job as a stage designer, I just left without making a scene.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over.
Just between you and me, I think "everything" bagels are making a lot of promises they can't keep.
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
I hear they're making clear Velcro, but I can't see it catching on.
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
← Back to All Statuses