Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Everything always ends well. If not – it's probably not the end.
An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true.
Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go.
Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
I haven't been skiing in years. My technique is going downhill fast.
I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.
Fact: Sharks can only attack if you're wet.
I would call my fashion style "clothes that still fit."
If Watson isn't the most famous Doctor, then Who is.