Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

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Everything always ends well. If not – it's probably not the end.
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An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true.
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Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go.
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Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
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I haven't been skiing in years. My technique is going downhill fast.
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I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
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Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.
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Fact: Sharks can only attack if you're wet.
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I would call my fashion style "clothes that still fit."
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If Watson isn't the most famous Doctor, then Who is.
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