Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
Welcome to our "ool", notice there is no "P" in it, let's keep it that way.
A friend recently left his long career as a truck driver. He is now semi-retired.
Nobody else in my family can preserve food, but I can.
I'm currently helping my son search the house for the chocolate I ate last night.
I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.
I would lose weight but I hate losing.
Prepare your kids for social media. Put their artwork on the fridge and write a bunch of mean comments under it.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside of the box.