Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I'm an only child, and I'm still not the favorite.
Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security
I figured out the chemical composition of Holy Water. It's H2OMG
I'll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I was going to put on a sock-puppet show, but I got cold feet.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you are stupid and make bad decisions.
I fell off a 20 ft ladder last night while working on my roof.
I am glad I was only on the first step.
Necromancers are just healers with bad timing.
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.