Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Do not let your mind wander too much. It is too small for you to let it out alone.
I wouldn't exactly say I'm lazy, but it’s a good thing that breathing is a reflex.
Come over to the dark side...we've got candy.
Change is inevitable, except from a parking meter.
I am an example to others.
A bad example.
If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.
I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.