Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent.
I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house. It was delicious.
Of all the martial arts, Karaoke inflicts the most pain.
Why are pediatricians always in a rush? They have very little patients!
My friend's Bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever the profession.
Instead of calling it a "to do" list I've started writing "side quests" at the top to make it seem more fun.
Never confuse education with intelligence, you can have a PhD and still be an idiot.
What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?
l asked my 12 brothers and sisters, but they don't know either.
I have come to the conclusion that buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.