Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
How does a seamstress pardon herself? With "a hem."
It is only called a gambling problem if you are losing.
Algebra must have been easy for the Romans. X was always 10.
The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.
It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.
I really want to start a new diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.
I just lost my mood ring. I am not sure how I feel about this.
Is the stock market the best place to buy chicken broth?
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
My friend was changing a flat tire when the car fell on his foot. Now he needs a tow.