Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
You're so vain. You probably think this post is about you.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.
It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.
I am a smart person but just do stupid things.
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person who ticked you off.
Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "That one is shaped like an idiot"?
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
People who say "I hate to bother you" need to learn to hate it a little bit more.
People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don’t want to talk.