Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
The rule "I before E except after C" disproved by science.
IronMan is actually Fe Male
Did you hear about the giant who threw up? It's all over town.
I met a depressed bodybuilder today. He had nothing to lift for.
Sundays are always a little sad, but.. the day before is a sadder day.
Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
To the person who stole my glasses - I will find you, I have contacts.
There is a new vegetarian "meat" product out. They named it Incogmeato.
Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them. I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.
Adding "Your Mom took Tylenol" to my list of insults.