Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I thought there was a spider on the rug, but it was just some yarn. It's dead yarn now, though.
Its okay password, I'm insecure too.
I really wish there was some kind of signal drivers could use on their car to notify other drivers that they're turning.
Leftovers are for quitters.
Adulting is the scariest costume I've ever worn.
A new study reveals that listening to Queen might be bad for your health. This is due to unusually high mercury content.
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Highlighter pens are the future. Mark my words.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail!