Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
I know I am acting like a nut when the squirrels are around.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
Having a weird dad builds character. At least that's what I tell my kids.
I have feefiphobia. A chronic fear of giants.
When to see a flea circus today but all the fleas disappeared. It has everyone scratching their heads
I can’t find my mouse pointer. Mind you, I've only conducted a cursory search.
I walked into a geology class today. It rocked.
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
Yesterday I tried to catch fog in a jar. I mist.